A bit beyond
|It's a tough old
world. - Stephen King
Life is a tough job, and the hours are a bitch. - Billy Crystal
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies. - Adrienne E. Gusoff
Life is hard if you think it's hard. - (The Chink) Tom Robbins
Life is much too important to be taken seriously.
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - Lotus Weinstock
Life is mostly attitude and timing. - Jerry Jeff Walker
Life is not a dress rehearsal.
In the long run, we're all dead. - John Maynard
In a bad situation it is normal to feel bad.
I'm not young enough to know it all. - Grizzly Gibbs
Magic things are fond of deceptions. - Tom Robbins
All advice is bad, and good advice is fatal. - Oscar Wilde
No good deed goes unpunished. - Clare Booth Luce
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be very careful about what we pretend to be. - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
We lie best when we lie to ourselves. - Stephen King
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect, has intended us to forgo their use. -Galileo Gallilei
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter DeVries
Faith is believing in something you know isn't true. - Tom Robbins
Nothing indicts like denial. - P.J. O'Rourke
A wise man gets more out of his enemies than a fool gets out of his friends. -Baltasar Gracian
We most often regret what we didn't do, not what we did.
It's what you do, not
what you could do.
Murphy was an optimist.
When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken home, I begin to think of the victims of the intact ones.- Peter DeVries
All matter is merely energy
condensed to a slow vibration.
When I'm good, nobody remembers. When I'm bad, nobody forgets.
First Law of Reality: The more you deny reality,
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Lily Tomlin
Reality has no basis in fact. - Credibility Gap/Firesign Theater?
Reality is relative. - td
What Went Wrong?
This is the story of four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody asked Anybody. It ended up that the job wasn't done, and Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody. - from Ann Landers
Good judgement comes
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
In this world there are
only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants,
The universe is not indifferent to intelligence. It is actively hostile to it.
Things are more like
they are now
It gives you a sense of deja vu all over again. - Yogi Berra
As our experience teaches us the reliability of our own point of view, we begin to entertain the dangerous suspicion that those people out there may not know what they're talking about. - Hugh Prather
Discussion is an
exchange of knowledge,
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. - Derek Bok
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. - Goethe
Ignorance can be cured. Stupidity is for life.
Unhappiness is the
ultimate form o' self-indulgence.
It is a supreme form of
arrogance to assume
Nothing happens in the past.
The time to be happy is
purpose of time is to keep everything from happening at
You never get a second chance to make a good first impression.
The trouble with the
rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
The key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Whenever the left and the right agree wholeheartedly about any issue, the strong likelihood is that an amazing disaster is about to be jointly sponsored. - John Leo
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. - Friedrich Nietzsche
If everybody's thinking alike, then nobody's thinking. - Gen. George Patton or Douglas MacArthur[?]
Anybody who isn't schizophrenic these days isn't thinking clearly.
Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy. - Janet Long
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, you got a duck. - Dan Rather/Sen. Joseph McCarthy[?]
Never trust a reporter who claims to be objective. - Lynn Sherr, reporter
Only wild turkeys can fly. - fact
A really good religion is a form of treason. - Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit. - Thomas Paine
The only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless ritual.
It is not until you ask an impertinent question of nature that you get a pertinent answer. - Jacob Bronowski
The more I practice,
the luckier I get. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Everything you know is wrong.
Last update: 11/27/98