A bit beyond
perception's reach
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world. - Stephen King Life is a tough job, and the hours are a bitch. - Billy Crystal Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies. - Adrienne E. Gusoff Life is hard if you think it's hard. - (The Chink) Tom Robbins Life is much too important to be taken seriously. Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - Lotus Weinstock Life is mostly attitude and timing. - Jerry Jeff Walker Life is not a dress rehearsal. In the long run, we're all dead. - John Maynard In a bad situation it is normal to feel bad. I'm not young enough to know it all. - Grizzly Gibbs Magic things are fond of deceptions. - Tom Robbins All advice is bad, and good advice is fatal. - Oscar Wilde No good deed goes unpunished. - Clare Booth Luce We are what we pretend to be, so we must be very careful about what we pretend to be. - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. We lie best when we lie to ourselves. - Stephen King I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect, has intended us to forgo their use. -Galileo Gallilei It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter DeVries Faith is believing in something you know isn't true. - Tom Robbins Nothing indicts like denial. - P.J. O'Rourke A wise man gets more out of his enemies than a fool gets out of his friends. -Baltasar Gracian We most often regret what we didn't do, not what we did. It's what you do, not
what you could do. Murphy's
Law Murphy was an optimist. When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken home, I begin to think of the victims of the intact ones.- Peter DeVries All matter is merely energy
condensed to a slow vibration. When I'm good, nobody remembers. When I'm bad, nobody forgets. The
First Law of Reality: The more you deny reality, Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Lily Tomlin Reality has no basis in fact. - Credibility Gap/Firesign Theater? Reality is relative. - td What Went Wrong? This is the story of four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody asked Anybody. It ended up that the job wasn't done, and Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody. - from Ann Landers
Good judgement comes
from experience. Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. In this world there are
only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, The universe is not indifferent to intelligence. It is actively hostile to it. Things are more like
they are now It gives you a sense of deja vu all over again. - Yogi Berra As our experience teaches us the reliability of our own point of view, we begin to entertain the dangerous suspicion that those people out there may not know what they're talking about. - Hugh Prather Discussion is an
exchange of knowledge, If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. - Derek Bok There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. - Goethe Ignorance can be cured. Stupidity is for life. Unhappiness is the
ultimate form o' self-indulgence. It is a supreme form of
arrogance to assume Nothing happens in the past. What
was, was. The time to be happy is
now. The
purpose of time is to keep everything from happening at
once ... You never get a second chance to make a good first impression. The trouble with the
rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy The key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Whenever the left and the right agree wholeheartedly about any issue, the strong likelihood is that an amazing disaster is about to be jointly sponsored. - John Leo Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. - Friedrich Nietzsche If everybody's thinking alike, then nobody's thinking. - Gen. George Patton or Douglas MacArthur[?] Anybody who isn't schizophrenic these days isn't thinking clearly. Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy. - Janet Long If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, you got a duck. - Dan Rather/Sen. Joseph McCarthy[?] Never trust a reporter who claims to be objective. - Lynn Sherr, reporter Only wild turkeys can fly. - fact A really good religion is a form of treason. - Kurt Vonnegut Jr. All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit. - Thomas Paine The only thing that separates us from the animals is mindless superstition and pointless ritual. It is not until you ask an impertinent question of nature that you get a pertinent answer. - Jacob Bronowski The more I practice,
the luckier I get. - Chi Chi Rodriguez There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
Everything you know is wrong.
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